Current Problems
So, I’ll be moving soon. Probably to my dad’s. Just for a while. I’ll be closer to my boyfriend, but I have all this stuff. I don’t know where it’ll go…. My books. My precious books. They can’t come with me. I wonder if my puppy can. What do with all the clothes?! I’m definitely taking all my pants. And my fancy ass dress. Because it’s the only dress I have. And I gotta look fancy for myself sometimes.
/like when I have tea parties
OMH MY GOD!!! What about my little dinner set? That’s like chinese or japanese. Can I even take that with me? What about my zen garden? My sock monkey? I’m definitely bringing my Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook with me. What about my Hello Kitty stuff? What do about my tumblr? My THINGS!
I don’t want to move in with my dad! *rolls in tears and sadness*
No seriously, you guys don’t get it. I haven’t lived with my dad since I was like 14. I’m 19 now. There was a time he didn’t even try to get in contact with me for almost 2 years. And then after he got back in contact with me I’d probably spend 1 or 2 weekeds out of a month with him. Sometimes not even that. Not because I didn’t want to see him. He just apparently didn’t want to see me.
He doesn’t even try to see my baby sister. Who isn’t a baby anymore. She’s probably like 3 or 4 now. I’ve never met her. Because I was angry at my dad for walking out on us. And I figured, if I never saw her, she didn’t exist. I regret that now. I wish I hadn’t been such a bitch about it. Now I’ll never get to see her. I’m nobody to her. I’m kind of sad about that, because I was 16 and really angry at my dad and the person he was cheating on my mom with that I just didn’t want anything to do with them. I wish I hadn’t done that. I’ll never know my little sister now. I really want to though. I was just a mad kid who was sick of always moving. Now I’m a sad young woman who is sick of moving.
I really don’t want to move again. But we can’t afford the place we’re living in. I don’t even know what my mom is going to do. Where she’s going to live.
I gotta go now… I’m crying and the screen is getting blurry. It’s a good thing I know where all the keys are or this would he really illegible.
Zodiac Signs and the weapons they'd use for murder, and how they'd do it.
- Aries: a knife, lots of stab wounds, especially ones in the face- most likely a rage kill. After they were done stabbing you, they'd start ripping you limb from limb, even if you were already dead.
- Taurus: Their bare hands, and they'd strangle you to death. They'd stare into your eyes intensely as they suffocated you to death, maybe even adding in a few dramatic "I got you in the end, you know." phrases while doing it.
- Gemini: It all depends on what is convenient for them to use as a murder weapon- they're clever, so they'd figure it out quickly. Most cannibals are Geminis, so they'd probably eat you afterwards. If you really fucked them over, maybe they'd cut off your hands and watch you bleed to death, probably laughing while doing it.
- Cancer: They'd take you to the beach and find a secluded area only to tie you to a boulder in the shallows of the beach and watch the tide slowly drown you and sea creatures start to pick at your helpless/crying for help corpse.
- Leo: They'd make a whole sport of it- they'd find a bunch of really sadistic, fucked up people on the black market and put you in a pit filled with big cats (especially lions), you'd here "let the games begin!" and a spotlight would come on the death pit as your torn to shreds.
- Virgo: They'd make it look like an accident somehow. Regardless, no one would ever find out that they did it, because they'd cover their tracks well enough.
- Libra: Similar to the virgo one, but they'd definitely pretend to be distraught by what happened, and mask that they were involved really well...but in order to get you back, they'd get your family, your friends, and other people you cared about to show THEM sympathy, and to be on their side.
- Scorpio: Succinolcholine injection after chloroforming the person helpless. (sp? A horse tranquilizer that is extremely hard to detect and basically make the person POWERLESS to do ANYTHING except suffocate to death. It makes all muscles go soft.) and they'd talk to you about how powerless and helpless you were until you died.
- Sagittarius: beating the shit out of someone until they were literally an unrecognizable bloody mass.
- Capricorn: Shooting someone in the head, mafioso style. They'd want it to be quick and clean, and they'd have organized a team to cover for them, dump the body, and probably hired virgo to hide the evidence.
- Aquarius: It'd either be something really strange, whacky, and off the wall, like killing someone in the middle of a play by planning to have a stage light dropped on them, or they'd make an example of you in front of a bunch of their "followers" which they'd most likely have if they were crazy enough to kill.
- Pisces: They'd capture you and play surgeon, the whole time ranting and raving about "how it feels" to feel pain as intensely as the emotional pain that they feel. They'd make sure that the kill took a long time so that they had a captive audience for a long time- another reason they'd prolongue it is they'd enjoy being the predator instead of the victim for once.
Like seriously how is tumblr not in love with this show?
this is tumblrs show
no don’t let tumblr love this show i want to keep it all to myself
please keep this gem clean for us
she is tumblr… and yeah I like this being underground
=sigh= How can this be ‘underground’ it’s on NETWORK PRIMETIME
So I was on my facebook and saw some people getting all bent out of shape about gay marriage and it really pissed me off. Especially since most of their reasoning was religious. So I just had this to say:
Separation of church and state guys. Why are people bringing up religious debates for a legal issue? Also, I didn’t know that America was a one religion country. We must really hate those: jews, pagans, atheists, agnostics, catholics, hindus, buddhists and other non-protestant religions. Even then the protestants are divided up. So which is the dominant religion? I gotta know so I can practice the right one. Sure am glad to live in this country. *heavy sarcasm*
Just suck it up and let them marry. Love the sinner, hate the sin. That’s what your bible tells you to do. Quit judging the non-hetero people. It’s not your place.That being said, I fully support marriage of any kind. If it makes you and your partner happy, I believe you should marry who you want.
Avengers ink doodles PART 1: Thor, Loki, Hawkeye, Black Widow
THESE WERE SO FUN especially Loki omg
he looks like he just pooped in your shoe and he’s waiting for u to find it
You should draw something like this^^ But in your special Mana-style
Reblog if you want Anons to tell you who they ship you with and why.
Please do this. I’m curious.
Censorship Towel
Product concept is a flesh-coloured towel with pixelated pattern.
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it’s like the sims omg
where can i buy this?
Manatees Can't Type: I'm sure you've all heard this story before →
But for the newcomers,
LET ME TELL YOU
ABOUT MY BROTHER
WHOM I HATE
SO VERY MUCH.
SO like, does anyone remember Furby?
Are you too young for that?
The fad only lasted a couple of years, but Furbies and Beanie Babies were to the 90s what Cabbage…
I must have had the only non-evil Furby… Though it’d wake up on it’s own in the middle of the night. I’d watch that thing like a hawk too mother fuckers and it would just open it’s eyes and start speaking Furbish. I did get it to speak English once. It was New Year’s eve and the tv was on and the ball was about to drop in Time Square, and when it did there were firework and it said “oooh pretty lights” my Furby was slightly sentient. It had to of been.
